nisuyaka:

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

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(via i-can-use-somebody-like-you)

snapily:

a girl walks by. I say, ’ I wish I had her legs.’ Suddenly there are a pair of legs in in my hand. People are screaming. What have I done

(via deannanovak)

shrexy:

pros of being hit by a truck: i am fairly sure i have broken every bone in my body and severely crippled the dastardly skeleton inside me
cons of being hit by a truck: i am trapped in a full body cast with said skeleton and i know for a fact that he is plotting his revenge and i’m fucking terrified

(via deannanovak)

lestradehasthephonebox:

If you think about it, Marius and Cosette are the opposite of Romeo and Juliet.  They fell in love and everyone else died.

(via ryanmotherfuckinghaywood)

chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

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ask-cazza:

ultrafacts:

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If the sun disappeared, we wouldn’t know until 8 minutes later.

ask-cazza:

ultrafacts:

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If the sun disappeared, we wouldn’t know until 8 minutes later.

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ryanhayywood:

favourite "raY NO”moments on ask.fm recently

(via roosterwho)

thewanderlustyearsx:

youmessedwiththewronglasagna:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

Fuck you

i sat here for 3 minutes fuck you.

(via little-red-riding-cock)

fuckyeahtattoos:

I got this done in january by T at black dragon tattoo in waukesha, wi! 
it’s part of the song “anklebiters” by paramore, written in @yelyahwilliams (hayley williams’) handwriting. 

fuckyeahtattoos:

I got this done in january by T at black dragon tattoo in waukesha, wi! 

it’s part of the song “anklebiters” by paramore, written in @yelyahwilliams (hayley williams’) handwriting. 

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(via electricgale)

lnalloweentown:

being the fat friend like

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